i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
I don’t. Buh. Whaa? This kind of stuff is infuriating.
This stuff is also why women have trouble accepting compliments, because we are never sure if men are just being nice or are trying to get into our pants and may think acceptance of a compliment means an open invitation.
Women are not prizes. You don’t earn XP with compliments until you unlock the Get Laid achievement, hoss. Learn to accept a “no” with dignity and grace and maybe then, you might one day be worthy of a “yes.”
And you are REQUIRED to wait for that “yes,” and to make sure that it’s constant and enthusiastic and full sober when it arrives. Anything less, and you are a worthless douche who should be cursed to spend the rest of your life masturbating with tears and powdered glass.
And ladies and others, that goes for you too.
The friendzone is bullshit. No means no. Consent is mandatory.
Fucking respect each other.