are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
Concerned Ape knows what's up
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HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART
DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary
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ALTmy partner & i recently transitioned to being best friend platonic partners and romantically separated (due to some simple romantic incompatibilities) - we're both very happy with and excited about this change and most importantly we think it is VERY funny and gay to continue doing everything together and living together as exes
(she wrote the first comic!)
she is so yucky disgusting
I keep having to remind myself that pos doesn't mean piece of shit! read that completely differently at first
The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe is something that would happen to George Costanza
GEORGE: I’m telling yah there’s a crow who keeps knocking on my door in the middle of the night!
JERRY: You think a bird is knocking on your door?
GEORGE: I KNOW a bird is knocking on my door and whenever I answer it just stands there looking at me shouting SUSANS NAME!
JERRY: There’s a bird knocking on your door calling out your dead wife’s name?
ELAINE: Are you sure it’s a crow? That sounds more like something a raven would do than a crow?
GEORGE: Crow, Raven, Raven, Crow who cares! It’s a big black bird keeping me up at night calling for Susan and I can’t take it anymore! What do I do?
JERRY: I don’t know what to tell yah George, it sounds like you might be cursed.
GEORGE: Cursed?? CURSED!? I can’t be cursed, what did I do to get cursed!?
JERRY: Well you did pick the envelopes for the wedding
*KRAMER barges into the apartment sweaty and paranoid with a crowbar*
KRAMER: Jerry no time to explain, I need to tear up your floorboards to stop the beating
